theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

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BE…

OUR…

GUEST

(via thekiddyouwishyouknew)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via masturbending)

keinermachtfurdichmehr:

luchaigcaileag:

Someone left the cat pipes on.

The internet has sprung a leak

keinermachtfurdichmehr:

luchaigcaileag:

Someone left the cat pipes on.

The internet has sprung a leak

(Source: rileyjanelle, via tastefullyoffensive)

noobtheloser:

Plot twist: “YOU RUINED INTO MY WALL. I’M GOING TO SUE YOU.”

(via tastefullyoffensive)

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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(Source: tfwpanymphmoved, via kixxinq)