Look at how tiny this tomato is!! It’s a freaking chibi tomato! I must eat it

Look at how tiny this tomato is!! It’s a freaking chibi tomato! I must eat it

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake, via thebrokenandunspoken)

scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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That’s worse than invading Russia in the winter!

(via thebrokenandunspoken)

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

(Source: ven0moth, via imjustadumbhumanlikeyou)

stepupmovie:

A finale like you wouldn’t believe. #StepUpALLin is the dance movie event of summer! See it 8/8!

Woah does this mean they’re finally going to stop?!

(via anabundanceoffeelings)

http://clientsfromhell.net/post/93494537655/my-agency-offers-free-printing-for-menus-we

clientsfromhell:

My agency offers free printing for menus we design. Obviously, we do not provide this service for things we do not design.

Me: We are not inclined to print any of these menus for free, considering we did not design them. If they would still like for us to print them, it will be $XXXX…

red-lipstick:

Lisa Murphy (Australia) - Power Of A Dream, 2010    Drawings: Ink on Watercolor Paper

red-lipstick:

Lisa Murphy (Australia) - Power Of A Dream, 2010    Drawings: Ink on Watercolor Paper

(Source: saatchiart.com, via suck-me-satan)

Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person: